roses are black
violets are black
blind people are going to find this offensive
I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
Not fit? I’m the Doctor!
This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.
“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”
She was overjoyed. “Really?”
I think she’s in her room now, pretending to be a tiger.
This is what we need to teach.
Does the Doctor use John Smith because it’s such a common sounding name, or is John Smith a common sounding name because the Doctor continually uses it?
what … what have you done … . .WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Loki was never Odin’s son.
Loki was never even Laufey’s son.
He was, and always shall be, Frigga’s son.
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"…my future is in safe hands."
Today, and thirty years ago.
The Five Doctors (1983)
The Day of the Doctor (2013)
"To days to come"
"All my love to long ago"
Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
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I LITERALLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT ORCAS TODAY IN CLASS WE WATCHED VIDEOS OF THEM EATING GREAT WHITE SHARKS OMFG ITS INSANE
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Sorry I haven’t been on (again…) Short answer: I had no internet. I’m back now though. :)
HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED
999? You mean 911?
I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE
"This time… there’s three of us."
But seeing John Hurt’s Doctor getting all excited and acting like the Doctor made me cry.
Because he was redeemed. He was no longer the warrior and he could finally take his place
i love the evolution of John Hurt’s Doctor in this episode. he started out so serious, very much a warrior and as he spent more and more time with Ten and Eleven he started to become the Doctor again. His future selves helped shape the Warrior into the man that he would become, a man that this version of the Doctor was so proud of.