Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
nature under constraint and vexed
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory.
I’ll have what the last person is having.
Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”
he places the leash down on the ground so carefully
Oh my god the cute
Doctor Who + “I swear this show actually makes sense…”
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed
first of all what
I installed it without directions…
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard
oh my god same
put different colored lightbulbs and youve got yourself a fun time
can you post how to install it this way?